Crazy Court – Part II

WARNING: TODAY’S ARTICLE IS NOT PG RATED. If you are a minor or are offended by sexually explicit content DO NOT proceed!

The radical majority of the current Supreme Court seems fixated on what they call originalism which in part proclaims that if it is not in the original text of the Constitution then the Constitution can’t possibly cover it.

They really have a wrecking crew agenda that will not stop at overturning Roe unless we stop them. Justice Clarence “Just give the Money to Virginia” Thomas outlined as much in his concurring opinion in Dobbs. They are on a path to overturn Griswold (contraception) Lawrence (many sex acts), Loving (interracial marriage – not specifically attacked by Thomas) and Obergefell (same-sex civil marriage). Despite denials from other justices, make no mistake this is the roadmap of the radical five (Samuel Alito, Amy Coney Barrett, Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh and Thomas – Chief Justice Roberts will occasionally join them not that it matters much at that point).

The above is fact and now I want to get into a little fantasy that has all too much of a chance of becoming reality if they are not stopped and quickly! This is where I leave the PG rating behind.

It’s a mythical fall Sunday in the not that distant future in America. A working class, white, married, Christian, cisgender heterosexual male is trying to relax in his home. Let’s call him Bubba. He went to church – or at least pretended he did – and voted Republican again the last time around just like he did in 2016 and 2020. He’s thinking he will sit down in front of his TV, open a beer and watch sports. Probably football, but if he gets bored, we are in the overlapping seasons so he might catch a baseball game, basketball game or watch automobile racing. Racing’s not a bad idea – more white guys.  Bubba doesn’t much care for non-white guys. At least that is what he would like to do.  Of course, none of that matters since all three sports and auto racing no longer exist in America – they are not covered in the Constitution.


The beer, which is limited in selection to only local brews since automobiles are no longer available (not in the Constitution) is warm because electricity (not in the Constitution) has been eliminated. (At least that solves some of the pollution problem.)

Warm beer is better than no beer. He settles in front of his TV and turns it on – or at least he though he did, he pressed the correct button on the remote. Except there are no broadcasts to be found. All the networks are gone because, among other things, of absence of electricity.

Well, Bubba worked hard all week and he wants his day of rest and relaxation. It’s not hunting season so what else can he do?
There is always recreational sex with the wife but the kids are around. There is no longer any mall to send them to (not in the Constitution, besides no electricity) so he will just send them outside. He settles back in his recliner, moves the lever, (no electricity to use the automatic button), takes his prized possession out of his pants and calls his wife over. “How about a nice blowjob?” he says.

His wife replies, “You know I can’t anymore since the Court decision that only allows missionary position sex and then only for the purpose of procreation. Fortunately, we are married and of different genders or even that vanilla act would be disallowed.” She continues, “Besides I don’t think I’m fertile at the moment so that let’s procreation out. Also, we discussed the other day that money is tight and we can’t afford another kid. I can no longer use birth control; you refuse to wear a rubber (they are still allowed as a health product – the Court is very misogynistic) and if I’m wrong and get pregnant I’ll have to quit my job with abortions have been illegal since the Dobbs decision in 2022.”

Look what your ignorance brought upon you Bubba. And yes, I think the Court left unchecked is almost that crazy! This is the first time in over a decade I have so flagrantly violated my self imposed PG standard. It’s that serious and dangerous! Vote the enablers out of office while you still can!

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One thought on “Crazy Court – Part II”

  1. As far as I can tell you didn’t violate any PG standard. You might have scandalized some hypocrites, and given Bubba some vicarious thrill. Snicker snicker.

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