ABC Trump

You made it through all the stress of Christmas and Thanksgiving with the family. You are looking forward to ringing out 2018 tomorrow night so I thought I’d provide you with over 26 reasons to laugh by describing President Trump in alphabetical order. (I cheated on a few letters because I just couldn’t decide which description to use.) Warning: “A” is outside PG rating, but only by a tad. Let’s laugh and/or nod.

Asshole-in chief

Baby-in-chief

Coward-in-chief

Conspirator-in-chief

Divider-in-chief

Egotist-in-chief

Fool-in-chief

Griffter-in-chief

Groper-in-chief

Hypocrite-in-chief

Idiot-in-chief

Jerk-in-chief

Kidnapper-in-chief

Liar-in chief

Moneylauderer-in-chief

Molester-in-chief

Neo-Nazi sympathizer-in-chief

Orange-in-chief

Pedophile endorser-in-chief

Putin poodle-in-chief

Q anon-in-chief

Racist-in-chief

Sexual assaulter-in-chief

Shakedown artist-in-chief

Tax evader-in-chief

Unindicted co-conspirator-in-chief

Victim-in-chief

Weasel-in-chief

Xenophobe-in-chief

Yelper-in-chief

Zero-in-chief

All of the above describe Trump and none of them are complimentary. 2019 will be an interesting year!

Please note: This article was written well in advance of publishing in order to accommodate my holiday travel and grandpa time schedule.

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